May 2013
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
May 25th
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pairofjacks: A few days ago at school I was using the restroom when a few guys came into the restroom arguing loudly in Spanish. I stayed quiet and was going to come out of the stall when they left, but they all stopped yelling at once and knocked on my stall door, speaking Spanish. I said ‘sí’ and they all cheered, I dunno but I think I joined a gang
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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f-aint: I want to talk to you but my face
May 10th
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strawberry-taffy: o mfg so the lgbt club at my school put up a huge billboard in the hallway titled “fifty shades of gay” look its a rainbow collage made up of gay people thats cool really cool
May 10th
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fluorescentcrescent: i don’t go to parties!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awkward . drink tea n books haha socially awk all kind of awk. never se x what is it what is bo yfriend lmao i sheousd jst be a lesbo!! also like cats
May 10th
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May 10th
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ejacutastic: talk to cute person spend the next week imagining our life together
May 10th
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May 10th
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friends: why are you single?
me: have you seen my face?
May 10th
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have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
May 6th
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january 2013: this shall be my year may 2013: well, shit
May 6th
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May 6th
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stay-ocean-minded: i hate sundays because sunday is homework day but i cant do my homework because i have to spend my day accepting the fact that i have school tomorrow
May 6th
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oomshi: my phone battery died faster than my dreams
May 6th
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is there a scholarship for trying
May 6th
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When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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gambinosgirl: can i stay at your place? no hobo
May 5th
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May 5th
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vvorldwideweb: people who can pull off an ugly face and still look 10/10 attractive are the reason why i cry at night
May 5th
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May 5th
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shutupaubrey: i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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ive-been-triggered-by-kankri: catswithbenefits: catswithbenefits: can someone please photoshop psy’s head on a psyduck for me never mind i got it has psyence gone too far
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but...
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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